76 Ways to Use Noni Fruit Juice

76 Ways to Use Noni Fruit Juice

Male genital play and torment, perhaps?

Silk Palm Tree

Silk Palm Tree

Not sure how a fake plant can liven up any space, but we'll go with that for now.

The Family Jewels

The Family Jewels: A Guide to Male Genital Play and Torment

I think all fetish divas should be named after liqueurs.

May It Fill Your Soul: Experiencing Bulgarian Music

May It Fill Your Soul: Experiencing Bulgarian Music

I have to say, of the nearly 10,000 songs I have in my iTunes collection, the only ones that are remotely Bulgarian are the Ladytron albums. And I don't think this book is hip to electroclash.

Japanese Silk Bondage Rope

Japanese Silk Bondage Rope

As with so many Odd Amazon Discoveries, the best part isn't the odd discovery itself, but rather the advertised features. Oh, and how exactly is this "health and personal care"?

Ionic Shoe Freshener

Pollenex ISH Ionic Shoe Freshener

When keeping your feet clean is a matter of life or death. Or at least a matter of life or trench foot.